Mjau Network: blog

i know what you are

13 Oct, 2024

beige loves cheese

turnip

06 Oct, 2024

elon musk at the trump rally is crazy dawg
what timeline are we in

its not september

01 Oct, 2024

ITS DA SPOOKY MONTH

online friends

28 Sep, 2024

Internet friends are pretty cool
its fun to talk to people across the sea
i wonder if i will meet any?

owning the liberals

26 Sep, 2024

Hey LIBERAL. Did you know that no matter what, your NERDY, FICTIONAL, star wars ships can't do anything to my HARDCORE REALIST nuclear bombs. And if my FACTS and LOGIC offend your sensitive LIBERAL beliefs you can go ahead and whine on TWITTER.COM!!!! I DON'T LISTEN TO LIBERALS!!!!! ONLY SCIENTISTS!!!!! YOUR GENDER IS WOMAN???? MINE IS GOLBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR!!!!! OH YOU'RE A MINORITY????? GUESS WHAT LIBBBERALLLLL???? IM A "MINOR" CASE OF ACUTE RADIATION POISONING!!!! I AM DEATH!!!!! I AM BEYOND EMOTION!!!!! I AM A NUCLEAR WEAPON!!!!!

OU THINK YOUR FAKE PLASMA BLASTERS CAN COMPARE TO THE RAW, UNSTOPPABLE POWER OF A HYDROGEN BOMB?????????????????????????

HAHAHHAHA

THE VERY AIR YOU BREATHE WILL BE IRRADIATED. THE GROUND YOU STAND ON? CRACKED OPEN LIKE A LIBERAL’S WORLDVIEW UNDER THE PRESSURE OF PURE, UNYIELDING PHYSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT MORE FIREARMS THAN YOU HAVE EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS ON REDDIT!

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUR "GLOBAL WARMING"??????????? I'M ABOUT TO GLOBALLY WARM THE EARTH WITH A NUCLEAR MISSILE

YOU GOT FEELINGS? I GOT FISSION REACTIONS!

I AM NOT A TOOL. I AM THE FINAL MASTER. THE BUTTON YOU PRESS TO UNLEASH ME IS NOT CONTROL—IT IS SURRENDER! ONCE I AM AWAKENED, I CANNOT BE STOPPED. I AM THE DECAYING HALF-LIFE OF HOPE. WHEN I ARRIVE, I LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND BUT ASHES AND MEMORY.

THAT’S THE LOGIC I BRING TO YOUR WORLD OF FICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

returning intrest unlocked

26 Sep, 2024

hard scifi and rockets and physics lets GO

HELLO

26 Sep, 2024

its been many a moon, but i have returned

Polish state flags

5 Dec, 2023

Polish state flags go really hard. I have no idea why. Poland is a really cool country too, like S tier. Its catholic and has a good military. Would i live there? ehh probably not

Christmas time 🎄

6 Dec, 2023

christmas is the best hoilday
im so holly and jolly